Yesterday I was texting our trainer on my new (refurbished cheap) smartphone, proud that I had entered the 21st century.
After two successful sentences, complete with punctuation, I got too cocky. I had finally learned to hit the space bar instead of “send” after each word. Or so I thought.
As I was typing “Duke didn’t bite” (he has a slight biting problem), autocorrect turned “Duke didn’t” into “Duke DIED” and I hit send instead of space.
In a panic of bad typing I attempted to text an explanation that Duke did not die.
I hope I didn’t give her a heart attack! I am going to turn autocorrect off today after I have the courage to face my dastardly phone again.