Katie Understands the Need for Meaningful Work

1 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie,  I am 30 inch miniature horse.  My owner is using a lawnmower to mow the lawn while I am trapped in a paddock with a small pile of dry hay and water.  This is so wrong.  What can I do about it?  Signed, Want to Be a Lawnmower

Dear Lawnmower, this is a very common problem.  Owners mistakenly think grass makes us fat.  When she is bringing you your small pile of dry hay, reach into her pocket and take the lawn tractor keys.  Drop them quickly and bury them in your paddock.  She will never find them.  Then she will let you eat the lawn.  – Katie

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