Katie Understands the Need to be Your True Self

2 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am a 31 inch miniature horse.   My registered name is Death Valleys Perfect Piranha.  My owners keep calling me Perfect.  I would prefer to be called Piranha.  How can I convince my owner to call me by my true name?  Signed, Trying to be my True Self

Dear True Self, I understand how it feels when humans don’t understand.  For years I was called Princess until I convinced them to call me Katie.  Your situation will be simple.  Piranhas bite people and so can you.  Just start biting people and soon they will call you by your true name.  -Katie

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