Katie Understands That You Can Teach Old Owners New Tricks

5 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am 27 inch miniature horse.  My owner went to see Einstein, the World’s Smallest Stallion, and now is trying to teach me to shake hands.  I would rather be eating my hay.  How can I make her stop?  Signed, Not Impressed by Tricks

Dear Not Impressed, I understand your situation.  I am working on training my owner, too.  The best way to get her to stop is to pretend to misunderstand and step on her foot.  Also wave your hind leg instead.  If you need faster results, you can always bite her. -Katie

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