Katie Understands that Pony is as Pony Does

13 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am a 33 inch miniature horse.  My owner keeps getting upset when people call me a pony.  She says I am a miniature horse.  But I feel like a pony and wish to be called one.  How can I convince her?  Signed, a Pony at Heart

Dear Pony,  The best way to convince her to call you one is to behave like a pony.  Be sure to randomly bite any children you see.  Make sure to escape the fence at least three times a week whether you feel like it or not.  When she tries to lead you, plant your feet and refuse to move.  Then drag her to the nearest patch of grass, plunge your head down and start eating.  Soon she will be happy to call you a pony. – Katie

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