Katie Knows that Breadth is Just as Important as Depth

19 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse or pony.

Dear Katie, I am a 30 inch tall miniature horse.  My owner says I am too wide and has put me on a diet.  I do not think I need to be on a diet.  What can I do?  Signed, Not Interested in Dieting

Dear Diet, owners have the strange idea that we should be less wide than we are tall.  This is a mistaken notion.  Ponies are supposed to be at least as wide as they are tall.  See this diagram for proof.

If she puts you on a diet, the solution is simple.  Crawl under the fence, run to some grass, preferably on a septic drainfield where it’s nice and green,  and start eating.  This will help maintain your proper width.  – Katie

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2 Responses to “Katie Knows that Breadth is Just as Important as Depth”

  1. Lee Kaplanian January 19, 2013 at 5:14 pm #

    As someone who is Rubenesque, fluffy and undertall to the rest of the world, I have come tot he conclusion that I am the size I am to hold my magnificence. Pity the poor slender as a reed people and ponies, not much magnificence. So revel in you size that holds you magnificence, too many people tell you what you “should be”. Be who you are!

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