Katie Knows Some Things Are Not Worth Getting Shaken Up Over

21 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie,  I am a 32 inch miniature horse.  My owner keeps shaking a bucket of horse treats at me.  She also sometimes shakes a bucket of rocks and other times waves a plastic bag.  What is she doing and how do I get her to stop?  Signed,  All Shaken Up

Dear Shaken, she is doing a human thing called desensitizing.  She wants to be able to shake rocks at you and wave plastic bags while you just stand there.  To stop her strange behavior, grab the handle of the treat bucket in your mouth and run off.  When you are far away,  pry open the bucket with your teeth and eat as many horse treats as possible before she catches you.  – Katie

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