Katie Demands a Shrubbery

26 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse or pony.

Dear Katie, I am a 40 inch tall Shetland pony.  My owner is mad because I ate some of the delicious shrubs in the front yard.  How can I get to eat more shrubs? Signed, Craving A Snack

Dear Craving, I know how delicious apple trees and other tasty shrubs can be.  Your best bet is to escape when she isn’t looking and prune the trees into an attractive shape.  Then she won’t think you did it.- Katie

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2 Responses to “Katie Demands a Shrubbery”

  1. theepdinker January 26, 2013 at 4:05 pm #

    Needs a Monty Python tag

    #Monty Python

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