Katie Understands that Sharing Your Hay is For the Birds

26 Jan

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am a 29 inch tall miniature horse.  I have a problem with chickens coming into my pen and trying to lay eggs in my hay.  One of them jumped up and sat on my back this morning,  How do I get rid of the chickens?  Signed, Fed Up With Birds

Dear Fed Up, this is easy to fix.  You must channel your inner pony.  When the chicken leaps at you, bite at her.  Stomp your front leg.  If she has the audacity to land on your back, start bucking until she flies off.  Do not give in to the birds- Katie

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4 Responses to “Katie Understands that Sharing Your Hay is For the Birds”

  1. hensandhippology January 26, 2013 at 3:15 pm #

    Katie! Chickens aren’t that bad.

    • A New Path January 26, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

      Do they try to lay eggs in your food? -Katie

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