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Katie Explains How to Keep It Short

4 Apr


Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am a 38 inch tall miniature horse.  I scratched a story into my paddock with my hoof and my pasturemate said, “TLDR.”  What does that mean?  Signed, Shorty

Dear Shorty, it means Too Long, Didn’t Read.  It has to do with how long the grass in your paddock is.  Because your grass is too long, your pasturemate couldn’t read what you wrote.  You will need to eat more grass and keep it short.  – Katie