Katie Knows You Can’t Put the Cart before the Horse

9 Apr


Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am a 36 inch tall miniature horse.  I am tired of pulling a cart.  I would like to retire and eat grass.  What can I do?  Signed, Magna Carta

Dear Magna Carta,  It is easy to eat grass while you’re pulling a cart.  Just dive your head down and munch.  If you refuse to move while you are munching grass, then they will get out of the cart.  Eventually they won’t get back in and will decide you are too much trouble.  Then you get to eat grass and retire. – Katie


2 Responses to “Katie Knows You Can’t Put the Cart before the Horse”

  1. thecasualphilosopher April 10, 2013 at 5:56 am #

    I think I shall try this in my life as well. Sometimes “reitrement” isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Must graze more! 😉

    • A New Path April 10, 2013 at 8:54 am #

      You always have a great outlook. Time for a snack!

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