Katie Knows That Not Everyone is a Sports Fan

29 Jul

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Katie understands the unique challenges of being a miniature horse.

Dear Katie, I am a 33 inch tall miniature horse.  I was minding my own business when my “owner” came out with a large ball and started flinging it at me.  I attempted to pop the ball with my hoof, but it seems to have a horse-proof fabric cover.  How can I convince my owner that I don’t want to play with a giant soccer ball?  Or do exercise of any kind?
Signed, Paddock Potato

Dear Potato, I understand your situation entirely.  People are always coming up with new ways to attempt to make me lose weight.  Horse soccer is almost as bad as being chased around with a plastic bag on a stick.  Your best bet is to attempt to pop the ball with your teeth.  You can also roll it into the hot wire to short out the fence so you can escape.  Whatever you do, don’t roll the ball back to them!  – Katie

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2 Responses to “Katie Knows That Not Everyone is a Sports Fan”

  1. Erin Hansen Carter July 29, 2013 at 11:51 pm #

    Did she really short out the fence! Lol!

  2. The Dancing Rider July 30, 2013 at 6:15 am #

    Great sugggestions, Katie! Love your photo, and your pretty forelock!

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